Jacaré??

Perguntaram-me esta manhã como eu ia e respondi que tudo estava bem e que nada de difícil poderia acontecer.
E a resposta (bem inspirada!):
-Difícil é um jacaré cruzar as pernas!

Someone asked me this morning how was it going and I told him that everything was OK and nothing of difficulty could happen.
And the answer (too inspired!):
"Difficulty is a crocodile crossing its own legs!"
ps: actually, jacaré is cayman in English and it's smaller than crocodiles.